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the-better-rainbow-unikitty:

maykitz:

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

This tag deserves to be seen

power-chords:

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

(via frankenfido)

thief-anon:

the-brillo-pad:

thief-anon:

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

(via unclefather)

wackom:

Merlin and Arthur have a chat

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icarianarts:

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

(via jasper-rolls)

crabanarchy:

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

(via shmeemsy)

effemimaniac:

oh I’m chicken, huh? well then I guess your girlfriend is egg . becuase I laid her. squeezed her out real good. also she came before me #philosophy #feminism

(via tchaikovsgay)

superhelltubesusie:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

yall better thank me for this gif i have to play n64 death tennis just to get the clip to make it

fuck dude he sure is

(via google-searchhistory-official)

jame7t:

jame7t:

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism

elierlick:

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

(via brothwizard)

bakugou-kacchan:

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

(via itsbetterthananal)

maryolive:

ms-demeanor:

sleepnoises:

seraphasia:

sleepnoises:

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

Things like this are specifically why I’ve started keeping a paper journal this year.

“100th day of protests in Portland, we’re approaching 200k coronavirus deaths, things are very strange and the west is on fire. Tried my banana bread recipe with olive oil and less sugar, thought it was quite tasty but will stick with butter in the future.”

“Dad says he’s settling into the new house fine, the dogs are happy to have a nice yard. The president keeps saying he’s not going to commit to a peaceful exchange of power. But there’s evidence of possible life on Venus, which is nice.”

Frank Kafka’s Journals: August 2nd, 1914 - “Germany has declared war on Russia. Swimming in the afternoon.”

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